fibro-dextrous: neither hand works
fibro breeze: the one I trip over all the
time
feeble
frog: My five year-old grandson, Eric, would hear the family referring
to my fibro fog on many occasions. One day, he said, "Grandmom, are you
still a 'feeble frog'?" (3rd place - Bobbi)
elephants dancing on my body: when i
am in flare
fibromites: an easy handle for our group
and all our fellow sufferers.
sniglets: when I fumble my words
fibro funk: how I feel on those days
when nothing satisfies, when the pain is not too bad, fog is fairly thin,
but for whatever reason I just don't feel good
fibrotic- when I feel like I'm being
controlled by my symptoms. (more than usual)
B.D.: life before diagnosis and A.D.: life
after diagnosis
Fibritching: what my sweetie says I do when I am in a Fibro mood
(1st place - Carlton)
Lumberelves: When the pain begins in
my wrists, ankles, or knees, I "picture" these two little elves dressed
like Paul Bunyan and using a two-sided saw, they are quite merrily sawing
my bones! Back and forth, back and forth--the saw must be very dull, for
they never finish the job!
fibrometer (like barometer): the intense pain I feel when the weather changes
(2nd place - Debil)
holographic bruises. They are always
deeper and more painful than they look
achy breaky [fill in body part]. Don't
think this one needs defining
:)
fibro phrases: when you leave words and phrases
out of sentences
fibro head: nasty headaches that come
creeping up from the upper
back/shoulders area
fibramnesia: when I have twenty minute
conversations, hang up, and
can't remember a thing about the conversation
Fibro-frommige: the act of 'frommeling' in a drawer for something
and
realising you don't have a clue what you're looking for anymore.
Fibro-daggers: the look I give my doctor when
he goes to press on my
worst tender points (in the upper chest).
Fibro-mammogram: need I say more ? Sure thing
to elicit a primordial
scream and give me a good week of chest pain.
Fibrotruckitis: where is that truck that ran
over me last night ?
Fibro-why-did-I-do-that: what you say when
you did more than you know you should have and are paying for it big time.
Or when you snap at a loved one for no reason.
Fibro-bunny: the things that take on a life
of their own in the house
of anyone with FMS.
Fibro-ignore-it-and-it-will-go-away: the best
front line philosophy for
living with Fms.
Fibro-fedup: When you have had it with FMS!
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